Thursday, February 3, 2011

Day 29. kyle likes to blog too

hello all, this is kyle filling in for coach on the blogging topic. i got home approximately an hour ago, and we went right to cookout. surprise surprise. then we had to hunt down jins sloppy ass. he was at ksig, then said he was going to bassett, then said the shell gas station, then said he was at dominos, then told us to pick up from bassett, and then told us he was residing in "blake wel". or maybe it was "black tower". whatever the case, i missed his sloppy ass. then we came back to home in kville and were greeted warmly by random tent 91 members. neil says he loves us, so i guess hes our favorite tent 91 member. then we played beer pong as tradition ensues, except it was smirnoff pong because everyone drank my bud light while i was gone. whores. it was sloppy. at one point, jin blocked a pussy bounce shot by narddawg, and fell on the ground. it was glorious. then he proceeded to give me a high five, missed, and knocked down all the cups on our side. SLOPPY. then he smoked his concentration kappa, and ran into me and got his ashes all over my dress clothes that im still chilling in and plan on going to class in tomorrow. SLOPPY. lets be honest, block 8 will probably be better without jin. just kidding i love him. a personal check alarm is currently going off, and katie hardiman is complaining like always. who knows where stephanie went, but who cares. blogging is fun, it gets all your emotions out while allowing you to use big words. thats what sam says. im just doing this jin is a sloppy whore. i got 592 in fruit ninja. thats pretty good. i didnt do my math homework. thats alright. coach plans on being the crazy towel girl, and is rubbing in the fact that they went on an excursion to the refectory without me. whores. but its okay, were going tomorrow. but dont ever forget....THE LIONFISH IS QUITE AN INTERSTING FLAVOR OF FISH. CONTRARY TO POPULAR BELIEF, LIONFISH DO NOT ACTUALLY RESEMBLE LION. IN REALITY, THEIR OUTTER SKIN (WHICH I MIGHT MENTION IS QUITE A RELAXING VACATION HOTSPOT) THIS PARTICULAR FISH DOES NOT ENJOY ROARING. IVE FISH. THIERVEMOMOUS SPIKES RESULT IN FUCKING PAINFUL STINGS THAT PUT YOU OUT SO HARD. COMPARED TO ALL ITS FISHY RELATIVES, THE LIONFISH IS AMONG THE MOST HARDCORE AND VENOMOUS. WITH MESSED WITH, THE LIONFISH HAS A NUMBER OF DEFENSIVE MECHANISMS TO FUCK SHIT UP.
THIS SHIT IS ALL UP IN THE CARIBBEAN.

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